Good evening , Bob here for Catnetwork News.
Well it's a typical winter evening here in Dairy Flat and spectators are wading from their cars to the opening ceremony .
Preparations have been frantic all week and the garage whoops sorry main stadium is looking superb.
Several nearby venues have also just been completed on time and yes the bathroom did take two years to renovate but it is now fully ready for the "Dump the half eaten mouse on the bath mat" event.
I can see a few Cats carrying out last minute training , yes there's Murphy the Monster coughing up a hairball , he's representing Albany and there's Sushi form Okura .
The overseas entries are pouring in and we have Molly from Brisbane representing the yellow and green as well as Riker and Grace in the red white and blue . Bogie where are you ?
Somebody has tossed an incendiary in the neighbor's barn , I guess that must be the spectacular opening we had been promised , well done no expense spared , well no expense at all.
The games will get underway first thing in the morning with the the popular and universal "Howling behind a door".
This is Bob signing off from Catnetwork News.
Saturday, August 21
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Bogie here.. I'm the Flame Point Tonkinese from the United States. I'd very much like to compete in any type of event involving napping, stretching, and 2:00 am FRAP (Frequent Random Activity Period).
Are they any team events? I think I'd be good at synchronized catpost scratching and insect catching.
Certainly not interested in any endurance or long-distance events. Those events are better left for our lesser intelligent counterparts...Dogs.
--Bogie
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